Funny Embarrassing Moment With Short Skirt

Most embarrassing moment !!!

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July 30, 2007 at 1:13 pm #986594

Well, this is one that I haven't seen yet… and this seems to be a very open site so, we will keep it on the funny side.

What is your most embarrassing moment… that might not have been funny at the time, but is now ?!!!

July 30, 2007 at 1:26 pm #1087890

And I will go first:

I was at work one day, (title company)… I was in the kitchen getting some coffee. Some one had taken the last cup ( would you believe that ?) and only left a little bit in the bottom of the pot, so I was making a new pot of coffee… there was only one other girl in the kitchen at the time, quietly working on some papers at a table. All of a sudden my skirt fell to the ground… I had lost some weight and I guess the pin came undone…
I couldn't believed what had happened and I just stood there with my skirt around my ankles, for what seemed like an eternity. Then I bent down and picked up my skirt and turned to look at her… she was looking straight at me with a mortified look on her face, I think she was waiting to see what I would do… I started to laugh and when I did … she did.
I knew that if I tryed to keep it quiet that she would go out into the office and tell everyone..(how could she not ! I would have !!!) So I figuered the best thing to do was to go out laughing and tell everyone… so that is what I did ! Everyone had a good laugh and all was forgotten in a very short time. It was hilarious… I still can't believe it happened, and I still laugh about it.

July 30, 2007 at 2:09 pm #1087898

Years ago, I was at a night club. I had just come from the office, and was wearing black high-heels, a white blouse and a grey tweed form-fitting skirt… the length of which went about 3 inches below my knees. It was a very "classy & sophisticated" ensemble.

After a short while, I noticed that I was getting a lot of *hisses* and *meows* from some of the other female members.

I later noticed, while in the "powder room" checking my appearance, that the zipper in the back of my skirt was completely undone, revealing about an inch or two of butt crack !

There it was — a nice long oval shaped opening, displaying some butt cleavage. It looked as if the skirt had been especially designed that way.

Oh boy … !! No wonder those girls were hissing at me. :o

I zipped it up, proceeded to the bar and ordered myself a double.

Another time, while at the same bar, I was there playing pool with my significant other. I was sitting in a chair with my knees bent up to my chest and my feet on the chair. After a while, I felt a little "draft" between my legs and noticed to my horror that the seam in the crotch of my pants had become undone, causing my "woman-ness" to protrude out!

At first I was mortified, and then I could not contain myself and just busted out laughing. My signif-other asked me what was so funny, so I showed him.

A huge grin instantly appeared on his face, and he yelled out to the bartender, "Bring this lady a drink!"

Oy!

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July 31, 2007 at 12:55 am #1087885

My husband and I were only married thrree months when we went to a home expo show. Hubby got hungry and asked if I would like something to eat and I said no. He came back with this juicy hamburger and this yummie aroma tickled my taste buds. So I turne and said "can I have a bite" The reply in an unfamiliar voice "Get your own lady." Hubby had move on and next to me were a total stranger. I must have look totally horrified and this man just packed up laughing. All I could do was to join him and laugh as well. His wife thought this to be absolutely hilarious. Needless to say we are all best friends still today.

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July 31, 2007 at 10:25 pm #1087880

During my wild and single days there was a club in Dallas that was my favorite place to go dancing on Friday night. One night I was feeling particularly sassy… Had on a new pair of tiny Calvin Klein jeans and my favorite boots….. Came strutting out of the ladies room and walked along in front of all the cowboys at the bar….. A few of them were chuckling as I went past……. Looked down……….. at least 3 feet of toilet paper was hanging on to my heel……. I laughed so hard I almost had to go back to the ladie's….

Emilie

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August 1, 2007 at 9:21 am #1087900

I can't think of my own embarassing moment right now, but my husband's worst came into my mind just a day or so, coincidently. Upon his retirement from 33 years of teaching he was gifted by his school with a print picturing the front of the school building he had taught in. The original had been done by one of the school's art teachers and the print was traditionally given to every retiree year after year. He was a well loved and dedicated teacher and proudly hung the print in his home office. When we moved, however, we were deep into scaling down and his career was becoming a thing of the past. So, the print went to a local thrift shop. We figured someone could reuse the frame. Unfortunately, a secretary who worked in his school office spotted the discarded picture at the shop and brought it back to the school. Seems the prints were numbered on back and with this number they could determine who had been given that particular print. Evidently the secretaries, who had spear headed the print giving tradition in the first place and who it had great meaning to, found him out. After working so many years together they were also great friends of my husband's. The next time he stopped into the school office to say hello he noticed a rather cold welcome, however. Seemed they'd been very hurt, especially because it was him. And, his face was VERY red. After much explanation and apology, he's been forgiven, though.

Judi

August 1, 2007 at 3:20 pm #1087891

Mariette – Well, you got me beat… isn't it funny how it all becomes funny later on down the road !!!

Judi – I know what you mean … My husband was a teacher for 30 years and they gave him a brass apple door stop (or that is what we used it for). We really didn't know what to do with that either, when we down sized… I'm glad they didn't have it numbered !!!

I think all of these are great, I guess misery does love company.

August 1, 2007 at 4:38 pm #1087882

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Funny how we seem to have skirt problems … lol. I had this skirt that I just loved, it was one of those wrap-arounds with the long tie that wrapped around your waist, holding the skirt on. This was when I was still in school one very cold Chicago winter. The school I went to would not open the doors before the first bell so students would all hang out in the playground waiting to get in. This paticuliar morning it was so cold that masses of students were huddling together near the door waiting for that bell.

When the bell finally rang, and the doors swung open everyone surged forward causing quite a few of us to get knocked to the ground. As I stood back up, to my horror, my skirt did not come up with me. Apparently as I was getting up someone was stepping on the skirt. After what seemed a life time I managed to find the skirt and tucked it under my coat. (thank goodness I was wearing a long coat that day).

I grabbed my friend and we ran up 2 stories to the floor our classes were on, and headed for the restroom. All the time I was saying to her, "If anyone asks I do have my skirt on". LOL, no one could tell because of the coat I was wearing but I was sure freaking out at the time. lol.

Needless to say, I never wore that skirt again.

August 1, 2007 at 4:51 pm #1087899

August 1, 2007 at 10:47 pm #1087892

Yes, Tamara… skirts seem to be the biggest problem. But pants are a good one too.

All of this reminds me of a time …. I was about 12 years old…
My parents and I went to North Carolina to visit my Grandparents. We went for a day trip from there to Myrtle Beach SC. and went to the carnival and all of the beach stuff… well they had trampolins and I begged my parents to let me go on them. They said no … at first and I begged until they didn't want to hear it any more, so they let me go. As I was jumping they looked like they where having as much fun as I was, just watching me…. they smiled and laughed as I jumped for about 20 min.s.

Later I found out that soon after I got on the trampolin and started to jump, my pants tore in the seam and up the back, from the crotch to the belt and my parents just let me jump because I had wanted to jump on the trampolin so bad… they knew I would get off of it, if I knew my pants was torn. (Oh the childhood scars) I guess they fixed me for keeping on and on ! LOL

August 2, 2007 at 11:59 am #1087902

Recently I have had to get dentures. So during my "down" time we were invited to a casual dinner at my nieces house. She told me she had things I could handle eating, so we went. At one point I was talking to her 2 month old baby and said, "We have something in common, no teeth. Will you share your food with me?" Her mother said,"She might, but I won't." I had totally forgotten that she was not on baby food yet but nursing!!!! That was funny everyone got a good laugh but it was embarrassing as all get out for me at the same time.

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August 2, 2007 at 1:42 pm #1087879

My Most Embarrassing Moment:

I think I've told this many times and it's still funny.

In 2001, I worked part time in a bank. I was in during the full time hours, as were one of my guy and girl youngish tellers, to cover people away from the ft staff.
I had a dress on that had a wrap secion and a zipper up the back bodice. It had about an 8″ slit in back at the bottom. It was an ankle length dress. I was sitting down but I had walked back and forth across the branch, which was split in half by the entrance and ATM machine lineuparea, bending down to get things out of a file cabinet, etc., for about an hour or so. The guy teller comes over and tells me there is something wrong with my dress. I put my hand up to the top back where the zipper is. He says, "no not there, down there" and points. I say to him, fix it! He says "I'm not touching it!" lol So, I reach down and I can feel bare skin! My dress had split up past my butt all the way to the top where the zipper starts at the waist. I had not full covering underwear on either that day, just those girlie kind since I have a JLO butt as it is lol!
The girl teller was too embarrassed to come over and tell me so he had to do it. I pinned it back up with about 9 safety pins and went home on my lunch to change. My manager come out later from his office and asks me if I was not wearing something different earlier lol! Gawd knows how many customers saw it too lol!

August 2, 2007 at 5:01 pm #1087889

Guys can have embarrassing moments too. I proved that not too long ago…

[I]shudders as he writes[/I]

I attended massage school several years ago. During one "hands-on" seminar I happened to be the lone male in the class. The class had been split in half: one half giving the massage, the other half receiving the massage. I was part of the receiving half, wearing nothing but briefs and a white sheet to cover me up. After my massage I stood up, thinking that I was covered properly by the sheet, but alas a large sunlit window behind me had rendered the sheet shear and I was presenting a fairly graphic silloette of myself to the class. Even though I concidered the women in the class as trusting friends I still could have died on the spot when someone pointed out my little "peep show."

And don't get me started on a certain "draping accident" I had during my early weeks of school. Suffice to say, it only happened once!

:o Rob

August 2, 2007 at 5:37 pm #1087883

Rob, I love it! I am a massage therapist also and I know all about those draping issues! My awkwardness no doubt sent the instructors into side splitting peals of laughter as they graciously endured my initial ineptitude!

a jewel in the crown of my life's embarrassing moments:

working as a teller in a credit union–as a newbie to the industry–many customers were used to people who knew them and did not always ask for their ID (this was back in the days when the was not a wall of glass between you and the customer). Well, this rough hewn man came to my window, grunting with displeasure about my "distrust" of him as he plopped his driver's license down ill-humoredly. I was new to the teller line, intimidated by the amount of money I was handling and by the customer. Struggling to make light conversation, I noticed on his license that he was an organ donor. I said, before I could edit myself, "Hey you're an organ donor…that is so cool! Can I pick which organ?"

No one in the branch had ever seen such a big smile from him, and asked what did I say to make him so happy?

I wanted to hide in a cabinet I was so embarrassed! There was a special twinkle in his eye for me after that one…:o

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August 2, 2007 at 11:28 pm #1087893

Recently I have had to get dentures. So during my "down" time we were invited to a casual dinner at my nieces house. She told me she had things I could handle eating, so we went. At one point I was talking to her 2 month old baby and said, "We have something in common, no teeth. Will you share your food with me?" Her mother said,"She might, but I won't." I had totally forgotten that she was not on baby food yet but nursing!!!! That was funny everyone got a good laugh but it was embarrassing as all get out for me at the same time.

Oh ! this one is just to funny… it made me LOL. Great story !
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